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06-18-2004, 08:21 AM
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/*Windows XP source code.*/
/*Windows '98 source code. - Note: Delete this*/
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
Project: Longh.. (Umm Bill, what IS the name?)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
Projected release-date: Summer 2000
Projected release-date: Summer 2003
Projected release-date: Summer 2006
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "win95_to_xp_overwriter.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD
char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_650_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
search_and_destroy_linux_version_any();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
add_in_useless_graphics();
add_in_useless_bells_whistles();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
if (large_mem_model())
{
ram_make_350_megabyte_swapfile();
load_ram(rubbish_graphic_enhancements);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
hide(dos_prompt);
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
corrupt_650_megabyte_swapfile();
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
report(all_hd_contents_to_ms_home);
report(all_hidden_user_passwords_to_ms_home);
hide_general_protection_fault();
corrupt_random_system_file();
reset_all_user_settings();
}
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06-18-2004, 08:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluffbutt
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
This is a fake, you miss the "#include "dos.h"" line
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06-18-2004, 12:32 PM
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Quote:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluffbutt
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
This is a fake, you miss the "#include "dos.h"" line
And before that line:

#ifdef Very_Old_Single_User_OS
#include "cpm.h"
#elif MPM_OS // WAY old Multi User OS - MPM
#include "mpm.h"
#endif

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06-18-2004, 11:35 PM
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Fake???

DAMN!! I had to sign up at a warez site, and three porn sites, then click on 6 vote buttons just to download that!!!

I wuz gyped!!!

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