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06-23-2004, 11:57 AM
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An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also
very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying," Channel No. 5, $200 an
ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and
is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both
beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says,...............................



"Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound!"
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06-23-2004, 12:40 PM
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ahhh,very cool!

it remember what happen with me one time(true)
after i get the elevator smoking, the "guy" who controls the elevator(don't know how is called in english) show me a picture where was wroten:
"don't smoke,i'm breathing"
and i:
"ok..equals rights, right?...tomorrow i will "preach" my picture here with the words:
"don't breath, i'm smoking" "
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06-23-2004, 03:30 PM
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Smoke more. Less smokers = better
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06-23-2004, 05:00 PM
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Hydeus,
do you know the difference from who smoke for who don't smoke?

who don't smoke die with more health, and with wonderfull health if don't drink too ! will be a healthy deadness
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06-24-2004, 04:28 PM
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My plans for life is to live forever ...
... in worst case to die from overdose ( I'm the green/red one )
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06-24-2004, 09:05 PM
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yeah, your're right but i don't kill (if it kill, i forgot to "lie down")
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