newbys first time
 

an young boy "can't wait" for his first time with an women. then, he call his father and told his sad story. :(
his father give him U$100,00 with recomendations: "DO LIKE I DO...play all night long...take it easy." :secret:
:driveby: when he was running out his granma call: "hey my dear, where you're going?" :?
he told his story to the granma and she said: :ideasmiley: " for U$100,00 i can do that" :roll:
and she did all night long! :smileysex:
:sun: in the morning his father asked:"aaaaaaaaaannnnnd?...was ok?do you liked? :blabla:
and the young boys: "oh YEEEES, was very cool!" :encore:
the father ask:"was a beautiful girl?" :D
the young boy: "no daddy was my granma" :P
the father: 8O did you eat my mom? :angryfire: :cluebat:
and the young boy: "what's the problem!?!? :roll: you eat my mom everyday...I DID LIKE YOU DO :!: :punch: was the best way to be like you dad! :mrgreen:

:roll: newbys are dangerous, always "cracking" :newbie:
:rotf:

Intermediates are worse, look at the father, he thinks that know, but don't know anything.
Advanced are worst, look at the GrandMa.!!!

:mrgreen: :cid: :mrgreen: