The gender of non-living things.
> You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example...
> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you > can see right through them. > 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while > to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right > buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. > 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. > 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to > light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. > 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. > 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. > 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. > 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the > bottom. > 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 > years, but it's handy to have around. > 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But > consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and > while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. |
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