Doctors Office
 

>DR.'S OFFICE ETIQUETTE
>
>There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
>you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most
>of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy
>handled it.
>
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
>approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
>seeing the doctor for today?"
> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
>into a crowded office and say things like that."
> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
>embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is
>something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem
>further with the doctor in private."
> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
>others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
>taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
> The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

Thank you :!:
Thank you, Glanzend.
You just made me laugh for at least 10 minutes :rotf:
Just keep it coming ;-)
Cheers