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Hydeus 08-24-2004 05:07 AM

Wife 1.0
Sorry for my English, I'm in hurry in translating this from my mother language:

Question from system user:
Lately after I've upgraded my application from Girlfriend 1.0 to version Wife 2.0, the new application unexpectedly started process Children, with huge amount of system stock use. User manual doesn't mention about such function. Beside this Wife 1.0 starts with main OS boot and has influence on such programs as Night Poker 10.3 and Beer With Friends 2.0. They simply not working, and whole system just hangs. I've tried to return to version Girlfriend 1.0 but with no luck. Does any one know solution for this problem?

Specialist answer:

Unfortunately, dear Sir, this is often problem. Many new users begin upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0, thinks that this in newer and better entertaining application. In fact Wife 1.0 is completely new operating system, designed to monitor and run other applications without permission of user. Thal shal not install Wife 1.0! Beside this unistall of Wife 1.0 is impossible, and could damage your hardware. There are some that tried install new versions of Girlfriend or Wife, but this leads to many other problems, not mention here. Some even tried to install new applications Girlfriend 2.0 and Girlfriend 3.0 parallel to Wife 1.0 OS, but this was last thing installed on his hardware, and I don't have to mention how hardware is precious.
Only one solution is to not install Wife 1.0 on functioning Girlfriend 1.0 application. You can install Girlfriend 2.0 and 3.0 or above, cause they both compatible. For you Sir unfortunately is too late. You can only warn your Friends to not install Wife 1.0.
One more thing to mention is, that together with Wife 1.0, another parallel system is installing. It can be even more deadly. The name is Mother-in-law 6.4

glšnzend 08-24-2004 04:06 PM

:cid: What a way to sugar coat, what women really want, and do :rotf:

rds_correia 08-25-2004 01:06 PM

:cid: way to go Hydeus, way to go :cid:

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