Worms
 

Worms


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
> The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
> The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
> The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
> The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
> After one day, these were the results:
> The first worm in alcohol - dead.
> Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
> Third worm in sperm - dead.
> Fourth worm in soil - alive.
> So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from
> this experiment."
> Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said
> "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."