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glänzend 08-26-2004 12:31 PM

Five secrets to a happy woman
 
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> Five secrets to a happy woman
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>1. It is important to find a man who will share with you the responsibilities and chores of the home, and who has a good job.
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>2. It is important to find a man who is happy, enjoys dancing, long romantic walks, and that makes you laugh.
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>3. It is important to find a man with tenderness, that you can depend on without being subordinate to and that does not lie.

>4. It is important to find a man that is a good lover, and who loves to have sex with you

>5. It is very, very important that those 4 men never meet each other
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> REFLEXIONS
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The old theory was: “Marry an older man they are more mature and stable”
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> The new theory is: “Men never mature, marry whoever the fuck you want”. (Rita Rudner).
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> How can you know the difference between the real gifts from men, and the ones from guilty conscience? The second ones are prettier.

What a man fears when he thinks about marriage its not to tie himself to a woman, its getting separated from the rest of them (Ellen Rowland)
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I used to live alone.. “Then I got divorced”
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If a man tells you that he needs space, leave him out
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>Women, who want to be like men, have no ambition
>(Timothy Leary)
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> Men ask God:
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>Men:- "Why did you created woman so beautiful?"
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>God:- "So you will fall in love with her"
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>Men:- "Then why did you made her so dumb?"
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>God:- "So she could fall in love with you"
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Women have lots of faults, men only two: “everything they do and everything they say”
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> Single women complain because all the good men are married, married women complain about their husbands...

Moral Good men do not exist.


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