Don't P O the vet
 

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
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> She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny & hair
all matted down.
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> We felt sorry for her & put her in a carrier & took her to the vet.
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> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so & said he would let us know
when we could come & get her.
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> My husband (the complainer)said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
> stinks.
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> And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat,
not him. My husband & my vet don't see eye to eye.
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> Hecalls my husband El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0.
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> Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet.
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> The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
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> A side door opened & in leaned the vet,he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
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> He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said "Your wife's
> pussy is finally clean & shaved.
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> She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant.
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> God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
>
>
> Now, that's getting even!

Oh now THAT'S funny!!!

I can just imagine - my local vet is right near our doctor, and my wife is cat mad (as am I)....

:rotf: