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glšnzend 08-29-2004 04:24 PM

Don't P O the vet
 
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
>
> She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny & hair
all matted down.
>
> We felt sorry for her & put her in a carrier & took her to the vet.
>
> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so & said he would let us know
when we could come & get her.
>
> My husband (the complainer)said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
> stinks.
>
> And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat,
not him. My husband & my vet don't see eye to eye.
>
> Hecalls my husband El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0.
>
> Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet.
>
> The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
>
> A side door opened & in leaned the vet,he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
>
> He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said "Your wife's
> pussy is finally clean & shaved.
>
> She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant.
>
> God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
>
>
> Now, that's getting even!

Fluffbutt 08-31-2004 08:47 AM

Oh now THAT'S funny!!!

I can just imagine - my local vet is right near our doctor, and my wife is cat mad (as am I)....

kwag 08-31-2004 11:55 AM

:rotf:


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