Two Books
 

PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?



"Titanic" by James Cameron: $29.99
"My Life" by Bill Clinton: $29.99



Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.



Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

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I loved the "..ooh, let's not go there" bits... hahahaha

Thanks, cheered me up on a rough day (car got crunched into by a truck, but no one saw or heard anything, so insurance will not cover it (my insurance here requires two parties before payout))..

Thanks glänzend! :D

Any time my friend, any time,

Sorry to hear about your car, but that is the purpose of this section, that everyone has a good laugh, and a good time. We sometimes laugh from ourselves, (read the blond joke). :confused:

Best of luck to you, I'm sure everything will be ok.

Ciao
Glänzend