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09-06-2004, 11:15 AM
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A man and woman are driving...

A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.
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09-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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oh yeah!?!?!



but the woman would listen too cos when she go home found a WITCH in the mirror!
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09-06-2004, 06:12 PM
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but the woman would listen too cos when she go home found a WITCH in the mirror!
ROTF
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09-07-2004, 07:59 AM
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yes but she did not have to pay to have it fix
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09-07-2004, 10:27 AM
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yes but she did not have to pay to have it fix
oh yes but she's problems remains the same, nothing can fix it...

well...
maybe we can fix doing like centurys ago: burning the witch!
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09-08-2004, 06:56 AM
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huumm,

No don't do that, she will come back to hunt you
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09-08-2004, 08:39 AM
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you're right!. the return of the mummy!
as you confirm, she is really a witch !
thanks for advice!
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09-08-2004, 07:05 PM
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huumm,

No don't do that, she will come back to hunt you

i was thinking:
if the witch back to hunt if i kill her, means that my mother(f...er) in law will back to hunt me cos i want to kill her!

oh my icons...


better is let her living but far far away from me!
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09-09-2004, 02:24 PM
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@jorge

I have found the perfect soution for you, my friend.

When you kill the witch, er you mother in-law. All you have to do is have her buried facing the ground, that way if she tries to come up, she will dig a deeper and deeper hole.
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good idea !

then she goes to......China!

China...take care, my f....in law is coming !
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