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glšnzend 09-09-2004 08:12 AM

Goverment
 
Three wishes:
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old
brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece,"
he thinks and decides to clean it up.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF!...A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he
picks it up and guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."
POOF! ...Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females
eyeing him lustfully.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish
I'd never have to work ever again."
POOF! He's back in his government office..

rds_correia 09-09-2004 05:51 PM

:mnkypile: Great joke glanzend :cid:

kwag 09-09-2004 06:22 PM

:lol:

jorel 09-09-2004 09:19 PM

:lol: very cool!


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