Ohh Nooo
 

There was this geezer whose manhood measured a whopping 25 inches.

He could never get any satisfaction so as a last resort he went to the Doctor for advice.

"I'm afraid," said the Doc, "there's nothing that I can do, but I do know a magical frog. If you go deep into the Colorado forests and ask the frog to marry you she will say no, and your penis will shrink five inches."

With that knowledge the man headed into the Colorado forest and yelled out, "will you marry me?"

The magical frog croaked, "no" and miraculously, the man felt a sensation and his penis shrank five inches. Well, twenty inches was still too long so he called out again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog croaked, "no." His penis shrank another five inches.

Well, this was all great but 15 inches was still too long, so he called out again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog then cried out "How many times do I have to tell you... NO! NO! NO!