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*What's the best form of birth control after 50?

Nudity


*What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

45 kilos.


*What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

oh yeah!?!?!? :roll: :lol:

*i have 50, one kid (the last)with 4 and i want another one new.
my wife is running.

inform pills !


*wife and girlfriends have 150 kilos.

1 wife and 2 girlfriends....and the ex (it's a bonus?) :roll:


*difference between girlfriends and wife

the girlfriends shout "more,mooore,moooooooore" very loud.

:lol: