Jogging
 

> >> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
> >> One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
> >> horror,
> >> she heard
> >> her husband's car pull into the driveway.
> >> "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
> >> husband's
> >> home early!"
> >> "I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!" "If my husband
> >> catches us in
> >> here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a
> >> gun,
> >> so the rain is
> >> the least of your problems!"
> >> So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
> >> window! As he
> >> ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had
run
> >> right into the
> >> middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along
beside
> >> the
> >> others,
> >> about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
> >> he
> >> tried to blend
> >> in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who
> >> had
> >> been watching him
> >> with some curiosity, jogged closer.
> >> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
> >> "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
> >> Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes
> >> with you under
> >> your arm?"
> >> "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed
> >> right at the end
> >> of the run and get in my car to go home!
> >> "Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you
> >> always wear a
> >> condom when you run? "
> >> "Nope.........just when it's raining"