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glšnzend 10-01-2004 12:10 PM

Love Handles
 
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she
found a lantern washed up on the shore.
She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad
this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame,
because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.
And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and
do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though.
Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my
love handles removed."
Poof!
And just like that......

her ears were gone.


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