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04-16-2004, 01:30 PM
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, and that one thing was her
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside, and with tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is...

Always keep your condoms in your car!



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humm...maybe this reason that my father-in-law don't loves me no more!

i don't use condoms with my 6 sisters-in-law !
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damn kwag, u jus made me laugh after a messed up day. cheers bro hehehehehehhehehehehehe.

p.s. i dont have a car yet so where do i keep my condoms
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04-16-2004, 02:36 PM
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p.s. i dont have a car yet so where do i keep my condoms
Here http://www.condomania.com/jump.jsp?i...UCT&itemID=433
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What an expert are you Kwag
BTW, Nice duck, is it also vibratory?
Then I know why:
K
wag
V
isits
C
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D
aily.
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Subject: Marriage Test

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.

The moral of this story is...
The moral of this story is...

K
arl
W
as
A
lmost
G
uilty.

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04-16-2004, 07:38 PM
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Quote:
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What an expert are you Kwag
Actually, the expert was google.com
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...er&btnG=Search
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BTW, Nice duck, is it also vibratory?
WOW, I never thought of that
You are very creative
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Then I know why:
K
wag
V
isits
C
ondomania.com
D
aily.
And maybe
Pro
fessional
Dater
does too

-kwag
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04-17-2004, 06:21 AM
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Man,
Why don't we open a Jokes forum?
This could end up being a success.
I think we have enough creative guys here with the right skills for it.
Wanna think about that?
Cheers
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04-17-2004, 10:05 AM
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Man,
Why don't we open a Jokes forum?
This could end up being a success.
I think we have enough creative guys here with the right skills for it.
Wanna think about that?
Cheers
Yes
I'll open a section close to this one

-kwag
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04-17-2004, 10:14 AM
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Done
"The Jokes Forum" is now open

Enjoy,
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04-17-2004, 02:20 PM
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Done
"The Jokes Forum" is now open

Enjoy,
-kwag
Maybe it was been better only one thread (no joke!)
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04-17-2004, 02:24 PM
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Maybe it was been better only one thread (no joke!)
But then it would have created a very long thread.
This way, people can post with different subjects, and it's more organized than a single thread.

-kwag
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04-17-2004, 03:54 PM
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But then it would have created a very long thread.
This way, people can post with different subjects, and it's more organized than a single thread.
-kwag
ok, but for now, i have my new post view fullfilled with joke forum posts.
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But then it would have created a very long thread.
This way, people can post with different subjects, and it's more organized than a single thread.
-kwag
ok, but for now, i have my new post view fullfilled with joke forum posts.
Then simply go into "The Jokes Forum" root, and on the right side, there's a link "Mark all topics read".
That will mark ALL topics on the joke forum as read.

-kwag
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04-18-2004, 03:39 PM
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Hey karl,

I just found this joke forum...
Great story. In fact those kinds of stories are often true in some ways...
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04-18-2004, 03:46 PM
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Yes, but that never happened to me
(Because my wife doesn't have a sister )

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04-18-2004, 06:12 PM
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I see,
That means if your wife had a sister, you would have done them both, and maybe see wich one was better?
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04-18-2004, 06:18 PM
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I see,
That means if your wife had a sister, you would have done them both
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