Superman woke up in his apartment. He had a terrible hangover, having been drunk for most of the previous day. To clear his head, he decided to go for a fly and see if he could find something interesting. And as often happens when you've got a hangover, Superman felt real horny.
He took a flight across the city's roofs and noticed something REALLY interesting. You see, Catwoman was on the roof of one tall skyscraper, sunbathing completely naked.
Naturally, Superman got interested right away, and decided to do the thing he was so good at, using his lightning fast speed to satisfy his needs. Which just happened to be quite huge at the moment.
He did his thing in a split second and took off again, went home happy and fell asleep again.
Meanwhile, Catwoman was confused. She said "I wonder what that was, just like something had touched me".
"I sure as hell don't know, but my a**hole is pretty damn sore", said The Invisible Man and got off Catwoman.
