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04-27-2004, 08:29 PM
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A condemned criminal to life imprisonment by murder in first degree, escapes after spending 25 years in the jail. When fleeing, he enters a house which to sleep a young pair. The criminal ties to the man to a chair and the woman to the bed. Next, he approaches his face the neck of the woman and suddenly he gets up themselves and he leaves the room. Immediately, dragging the chair, the husband approaches his wife and he says to him: My love: this man has not seen a woman in years. I saw kissing your neck, and taking advantage of that left, I want that you cooperate with him and you do everything what it requests to you. If it wants to have sex with you, you do not reject it and pretends that you like it. Do not make it anger. Our lives depend on it! Be strong, my life; I love you. The young wife says him: Darling, I am pleased that you think thus. Indeed, that man has not seen a woman in many years, but he was not kissing my neck. It was whispering me in the ear that likes you and wanted it to know if we kept vaseline (petroleum jelly) in the bath. Be strong, my life; I also love you!!!!!!!!!!
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Must be the bartender, from the "Budweiser" joke
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