Grandma's Birth control pills
 

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman
for most of her life finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his
eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription
for birth control pills.

Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
pills?!?"

Yes, they help me sleep at night."

Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING
in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe
me, it helps me sleep at night.