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05-12-2004, 10:19 AM
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The Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of
our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil witches. Don't mess with them.
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that woman is the mother of my wife!


is a IMORAL OF THE TRUE
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05-15-2004, 01:18 AM
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that woman is the mother of my wife!


is a IMORAL OF THE TRUE

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