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05-16-2004, 10:25 AM
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> > pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> > drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."
> > He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> > "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
rain
> > outside!!."
> > His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
> down
> > and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you
should
> be
> > ashamed of yourself!"
> > The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into
> the
> > pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
> >
> >
> > "Yes," comes back the answer.
> >
> >
> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
> >
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk
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Ermm,
Glanzend, would be able to explain me (not in detail of course) the meaning of push and swing under these circumstances?
'Cause I didn't get it, yet.
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The guy thought he meant help push his car because he was having car trouble but the drunk meant psuh him on the swing like you do to your kids at a playground

Feeling pretty stupid right now if the replies were jokes

BTW i laughed pretty hard when i read the joke
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05-16-2004, 12:39 PM
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Hey everyone,

I talked to the guy who sent it to me, it only means women are evil and no matter what, men always get screwed, because they always get their way

Kinda like the joke of the car accident?

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05-16-2004, 12:43 PM
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Feeling pretty stupid right now if the replies were jokes

BTW i laughed pretty hard when i read the joke
*graciously bowing* thank you *graciously bowing*
Hey don't feel bad we are all here to have a good time.

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Hahaha!
Now I got it
And believe me that I've been laughing like hell.
Now, noone thought that I was asking this with any other intention did they?
I was just wondering what it meant because I too wanted to laugh .
Speaking another language is easy, knowing another language "trocadillos" is another thing.
You can play with the words and I probably won't know where you are heading, you know?
Sure sometimes I don't know if someone is joking or not.
But if I see a I have to trust that he/she is really joking.
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Now, noone thought that I was asking this with any other intention did they?
Of Course not i just wanted to save myself from some embarrasment because i know sometimes there are some private joking between members going on
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Now, noone thought that I was asking this with any other intention did they?
Of Course not i just wanted to save myself from some embarrasment because i know sometimes there are some private joking between members going on
Not this time buddy, not this time
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05-16-2004, 06:47 PM
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Of Course not i just wanted to save myself from some embarrasment because i know sometimes there are some private joking between members going on
tell me about it

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Not this time buddy, not this time
But in my case in particular, I'll be more than happy to let you in on the joke

@rds
Sorry but I do play with words that is my job.
and BTW congratulations I heard this afternoon that Portugal won the soccer cup.

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@rds
Sorry but I do play with words that is my job.
What do you do for a living? I'm a tech guy on company working with Avaya for Voice and Data products.
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and BTW congratulations I heard this afternoon that Portugal won the soccer cup.

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What cup did we win? We're hosting the Euro2004 soccer cup, FC Porto is in the UEFA soccer cup finals and SL Benfica won, today, the Portuguese soccer cup against FC Porto.
But I don't think we did win an International cup today
Cheers m8

PS-Have I seen you as site Admin If so congratulations
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Hey
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What do you do for a living?


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What cup did we win? We're hosting the Euro2004 soccer cup, FC Porto is in the UEFA soccer cup finals and SL Benfica won, today, the Portuguese soccer cup against FC Porto.
But I don't think we did win an International cup today ...
Sorry I'm a soccer fan (BAR«A) and I just happened to see that on the news today, I saw you won something, so to that, my congrats,

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PS-Have I seen you as site Admin If so congratulations
Now I'll give you three guesses, I play with words for a living and I'm required to win, I was made a site adm, against my better judgment but I have been on the site since the begining, what do you think I do? remember you got three guesses
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> > >Advogado Bonzinho
> > >
> > > Certa tarde um bem sucedido advogado
> > >estava sendo conduzido em sua
> > > limusine para seu sitio quando observou
> > >dois homens maltrapilhos
> > > comendo grama ao lado da estrada.
> > > Ele ordenou imediatamente ao motorista que
> > >parasse saiu fora do
> > > veŪculo e perguntou:
> > >
> > > - Por que vocÍs est„o comendo grama?
> > >
> > > - Porque nůs n„o temos dinheiro para
> > >comprar comida respondeu um dos
> > > homens.
> > >
> > > - Bem vocÍ pode vir comigo para o sŪtio -
> > >disse o advogado.
> > >
> > > - Senhor eu tenho uma esposa e trÍs filhos
> > >aqui.
> > >
> > > - Traga-os tambťm - replicou o advogado.
> > >
> > > - E quanto ao meu amigo?
> > >
> > > O advogado virou-se para o outro homem e
> > >disse:
> > >
> > > - VocÍ pode vir conosco tambťm.
> > >
> > > - Mas senhor eu tambťm tenho esposa e seis
> > >filhos disse o segundo
> > > homem.
> > >
> > > - Eles podem nos acompanhar tambťm - disse
> > >o advogado enquanto se
> > > dirigia de volta a limusine.
> > >
> > > Todos se acomodaram como puderam na
> > >limusine e quando jŠ estavam a
> > > caminho um dos acompanhantes disse:
> > > - O senhor ť muito gentil. Obrigado por
> > >levar-nos a todos com o
> > > senhor.
> > >
> > > O advogado respondeu:
> > >
> > > - De nada !!! VocÍs ir„o adorar meu sŪtio.
> > >A grama esta com quase um
> > > palmo de altura !!!!!

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>>One afternoon, a lawyer was being driven in his limousine by his choufer and saw, two ragged men eating grass on the side of the road

>>He told his choufer to stop inmediately, got out of the vehicle and asked,

>>why are you guys eating grass?

>>because we don't have money to buy food, said the two guys,

>>well you guys can come with me some place else, said the lawyer

>>but sir, I have a wife and three kids here said one man,

>>Bring them too, said the lawyer.

>>And what about my friend?

>>The lawyer turned to the other guy and said, you can come too.

>>But sir, I also a wife and six kids here, said the second man,

>>well they can come too, said the lawyer.

>>As he turned and went to the limo, everyone got on the limo the best they could, as soon as they were on their way, one of the guys said,

>>This is very nice of you sir, thank you very much, for taking us all with you.

>>The lawyer said, you are very welcome, you guys are going to love my place the grass is about a foot tall.
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