3 men standing in front of God
 

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful
you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my
wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have
them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a
run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once,
just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please
forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to
you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and
worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her
gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a
week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of
you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they
see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black
Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying
your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car,
man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice1 Karl.