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glšnzend 05-29-2004 12:34 PM

Kids wisdom on marrying
 
Kid's answers re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY
>
> And a little wisdom on getting married by highly qualified sources.
>
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> you're stuck with.
> -- Kirsten, age 10
>
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
> Camille, age 10
>
> ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married.
> -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) :twisted:
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.
> --Lori, age 8
>
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) :wink:
>
> ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> ( 1 ) When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with
> that.
> -- Curt, age 7
>
> ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> ( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell youone thing. I'm never
> going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
> -- Theodore, age 8
>
> ( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8
>
> And the #1 Favorite is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10 8O


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