Kids wisdom on marrying
Kid's answers re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY
> > And a little wisdom on getting married by highly qualified sources. > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like > sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the > chips and dip coming. > -- Alan, age 10 > > ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who > you're stuck with. > -- Kirsten, age 10 > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by > then. > Camille, age 10 > > ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get > married. > -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) :twisted: > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at > the same kids. > -- Derrick, age 8 > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids. > --Lori, age 8 > > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? > ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know > each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. > -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) :wink: > > ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually > gets them interested enough to go for a second date. > -- Martin, age 10 > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > ( 1 ) When they're rich. > -- Pam, age 7 > > ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with > that. > -- Curt, age 7 > > ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. > -- Howard, age 8 > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > ( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell youone thing. I'm never > going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. > -- Theodore, age 8 > > ( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need > someone to clean up after them. > -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? > ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? > -- Kelvin, age 8 > > And the #1 Favorite is........ > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. > -- Ricky, age 10 8O |
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