The Thingy
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and
jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and
noticed
that
he was tanned all over except his "thingie". So he decided to do
something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed
himself
and
buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left
sticking
up.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon
seeing
the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around
with
her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the
world".
The other lady asked what she meant.
She said, "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I
enjoyed
it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When
I
was
60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it! Now, I am 80,
the
damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to do squat."
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