Life expectancy of disc shaped object? [April Fool!]
LordSmurf,
please answer this for me. After few attempts and much inaction I ask you nice, if the humidity of my refrigerator goes up and down, and I keep my baloney in a dark drawer, vacuum sealed, wrapped in wax paper, I get baloney-rot.
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You're a smart person! Most people don't know it, but DVDs and CDs are overpriced. All you need is a really good piece of baloney to burn data.
Trivia: Those DVD drives also double as cup holders! :wink2: 1. Germans make great sausages. Since baloney is sort of like sausage, that's what you want. 2. The best refrigerators are made by Kenmore (Sears). But you need to be careful, and not get one of the rebadged units from lower quality brands. Remember: Friends don't let friends buy a fridge at Best Buy. 3. Make sure it's the "arts & crafts" version, not food. You're supposed to burn data on the bologna, not eat it! 4. Because. 5. 42. It's always 42. (Tip: Anytime you don't know what a number should be, you never go wrong with 42. It's the meaning of the universe, after all.) 6. Because. 7. If the DVD tray ever gets stuck, it's the best kind of grease. 8. No! Never use salami! (Or was that salamanders?) Summer sausage is good. See that inner ring on the DVD tray? Well that's what it's for! Just be sure to cut it really thin. If too thick, they drive tray won't close. 9. Because. |
To extend this beyond the dateline:
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how do I fit the cup in the CD caddy? :unsure: |
CD caddies will accept styrofoam cups, but avoid wax paper cups if the humidity exceeds 91% as the cellulose may swell and throw off the balance. Then you need to fix it with a bunch of baloney.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Shows at 2 and 2:15 on the Lido deck... |
To make a disc last longer, always remember to user a DVD rewinder after viewing.
Google for it, several online stores do sell them. |
There are very few DVD rewinders available now at this late expiration date. Never buy them on EBAY, those are full of lard and require labor-intensive cleaning. The best ones are from Genoa-Salami, but due to culinary espionage from an inscrutable merchant in Taipei back in the 70's a lot of the discs had bad peppercorns. Due to excessive humidity the peppercorns swell and gum up the works, and they don't play well and get stuck in the rewinder. That, of course, leads us back to baloney...
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