Jokes..
 

A blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the council worker.

"10" replies the blonde girl "10???" says the council worker..

"What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne and
Wayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the blonde girl "its great because if they
are out playing in the street I just have to shout
WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO
TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy," says the girl...

"I just use their surnames"

*****

Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa." He replied, "How
did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "*******" afterwards.

*****

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners.

She places a garment on the counter.

"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"No" she replies.

"This time it's mayonnaise."

*****

Another blonde girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere.

The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the
floor.

Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed." Kelly: "Ok." Medic: "Ok the how many
fingers am I putting up?" Kelly: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

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Another one - not worth starting a new thread for tho..

A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver looks at them and says, "Damn, That's the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!"

In a huff the woman slams her money into the farebox and goes to the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sees she’s agitated and asks what’s wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumes.

"That’s outrageous!" says the man. "He’s a public servant and shouldn’t be insulting passengers."

"You 're right!" the woman says. "I think I’ll go up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That’s a good idea," says the man. "I’ll hold your monkey."

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