The Thingy
 

The Thingy


There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and

jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and
noticed
that

he was tanned all over except his "thingie". So he decided to do

something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed
himself
and

buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left
sticking

up.


Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon
seeing

the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around
with

her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the
world".

The other lady asked what she meant.

She said, "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I
enjoyed

it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When
I
was

60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it! Now, I am 80,
the

damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to do squat."