Social Security
 

A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he left his wallet at home and come back
later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

He complies, and opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

The wife says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."