Jogging
> >> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
> >> One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her > >> horror, > >> she heard > >> her husband's car pull into the driveway. > >> "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My > >> husband's > >> home early!" > >> "I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!" "If my husband > >> catches us in > >> here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a > >> gun, > >> so the rain is > >> the least of your problems!" > >> So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the > >> window! As he > >> ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run > >> right into the > >> middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside > >> the > >> others, > >> about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, > >> he > >> tried to blend > >> in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who > >> had > >> been watching him > >> with some curiosity, jogged closer. > >> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. > >> "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" > >> Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes > >> with you under > >> your arm?" > >> "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed > >> right at the end > >> of the run and get in my car to go home! > >> "Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you > >> always wear a > >> condom when you run? " > >> "Nope.........just when it's raining" |
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