NEVER SAY TO A COP
 

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)


2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.


3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your
eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

I guess this forum did pick up activity quickly :lol:

-kwag

Yeah,
And this pal we've just recruited glänzend is great :lol:
Whish I had a way for jokes.
I could earn big $/€ telling jokes here in Portugal.
Cheers