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kwag 05-16-2004 08:27 PM

Disturbing Beer News
 
Yesterday, Kansas University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test this theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that:

100% of the test subjects:


1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary!

Dialhot 05-16-2004 08:31 PM

I fear single peoples won't understand all the mean of that joke as we do :-D

kwag 05-16-2004 08:37 PM

I can assure you that none of those points apply to me, except maybe 4 and 5, after drinking a six pack :lol:

Dialhot 05-16-2004 08:41 PM

I do not drink any beer but I can confim that according to point #1 to #8, I did married a woman :lol:

Hydeus 05-17-2004 06:43 AM

:rotf: :mnkypile:
Karl, your jokes are becoming more and more chauvinistic :lol:

Fluffbutt 05-17-2004 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydeus
:rotf: :mnkypile:
Karl, your jokes are becoming more and more chauvinistic :lol:

and we love him for it!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

kwag 05-17-2004 11:53 AM

Hey, they're really not my jokes (only a couple) :lol:

I just have many friends that are constantly sending them in :lol:
So it's good for all of us to have them posted here :!:

Thanks :D
-kwag


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