> An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
> said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent
> over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again
> and said. "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess. I
> will stay with you for one week." The IT guy took the frog out of his
> pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried
> out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you
> for a week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the IT guy took the frog out,
> smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,
> "What the matter ? I' ve told you I' m a beautiful princess, that I' ll
> stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won' t you kiss me ?"
> The IT guy said, "look I work in IT. I don' t have time for a girlfriend,
> but a talking frog - now that' s cool.
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