Never too old
> > The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old
> > rancher, in town one day. Tom had lost his wife a > > year or so before and rumor had it that he was > > marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, > > the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom > > assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom > > the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, > > "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, > > being the wise man that he was, could see that the > > sexual appetite of a young woman could not be > > satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old > > friend's later years to be happy ones, the banker > > tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting > > a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing > > nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was > > a good idea and said he would look for one that > > afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran > > into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked > > the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." > > The banker, happy that his sage advise had worked out, > > continued," And how's the hired hand?" Without > > hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too!" |
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