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> > The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old
> > rancher, in town one day. Tom had lost his wife a
> > year or so before and rumor had it that he was
> > marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend,
> > the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
> > assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom
> > the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said,
> > "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker,
> > being the wise man that he was, could see that the
> > sexual appetite of a young woman could not be
> > satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old
> > friend's later years to be happy ones, the banker
> > tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting
> > a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing
> > nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was
> > a good idea and said he would look for one that
> > afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran
> > into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked
> > the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
> > The banker, happy that his sage advise had worked out,
> > continued," And how's the hired hand?" Without
> > hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too!"
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