Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 05:11 PM
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LAWYERS
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't...
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 05:10 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 12:38 PM
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 12:34 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
LAWYERS
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck...
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 12:32 PM
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Views: 714
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 12:16 PM
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Replies: 14
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Improvements in Hell
An engineer died and...
Improvements in Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets...
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 12:13 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 11:59 AM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
LAWYERS
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.
After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 11:35 AM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
LAWYERS
QUESTION: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
ANSWER: Professional courtesy.
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 11:00 AM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
LAWYERS
A Lawyer and A Politician
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 11:00 AM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
LAWYERS
A man's logic
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one...
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Forum: Off-topic Lounge
04-17-2004, 10:58 AM
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Replies: 14
Views: 714
LAWYERS
A Few Good Men
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you...
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