an young boy "can't wait" for his first time with an women. then, he call his father and told his sad story.
his father give him U$100,00 with recomendations: "DO LIKE I DO...play all night long...take it easy."
when he was running out his granma call: "hey my dear, where you're going?"
he told his story to the granma and she said:
" for U$100,00 i can do that"
and she did all night long!
in the morning his father asked:"aaaaaaaaaannnnnd?...was ok?do you liked?
and the young boys: "oh YEEEES, was very cool!"
the father ask:"was a beautiful girl?"
the young boy: "no daddy was my granma" :P
the father:
did you eat my mom?
and the young boy: "what's the problem!?!?
you eat my mom everyday...I DID LIKE YOU DO
was the best way to be like you dad!
newbys are dangerous, always "cracking"