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When God created the world, he sent for the main animals, and to them he said:
"Monkey, I will give you a sex life of twenty years."
The Monkey said "That's too long for me God. Give me ten years and
I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
And to the Lion he said "I'll give you a twenty-year sex life also."
The Lion said, "How boring, I don't think so, Monkey gave you back ten,
so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
The Jackass awaited his turn and God said, "You will also have a sex life of
of twenty years."
The Jackass said, "That's kind of you God, but twenty years is too long, so I'll
give back the other ten." And God agreed again.
And finally God came to Man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty,
and ten that Monkey gave back and the ten years that the Lion gave back,
plus the ten years that the Jackass gave back.
"Okay," said God, "you've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years Man has a normal sex life, then ten
years of monkeying around, ten years of lying about it, and ten years
of making a ass of himself.
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