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Claude and Maude, both 91, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked
Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age Claude was still a charmer and things went well.
Afterwards, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibition, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magical moment
they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a vi,rg.in, I'd
have been more gentle."
Maude was thinking, "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd
have taken off my pantyhose."
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