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Time to recycle my favourite Olympic joke...
This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village.
Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the lights
and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry
of athletic achievement.

After about twenty minutes of wild love making they both
collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks
admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His
beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and
smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as
he lays beside her.

She's really pleased to have met this guy. At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles
the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a
small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp.

Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a
surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed,
climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a
gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and
commences a frantic repeat performance.

The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter.

Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his
previous exhaustion ! After nearly half an hour of wild
activity in every possible position, the gasping male
swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN.

The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action
continues at the same blistering pace as before. In the
darkness, she can't properly see what kind of tonic is
causing these incredible transformations, but she sure
likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another
repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a
whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the
Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself.

"Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting
bald-headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your
tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the
liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal
effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then
she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed - only to smash straight into the three other
exhausted members of the Australian relay team
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