Disturbing Beer News

[kwag]

Yesterday, Kansas University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test this theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that:

100% of the test subjects:


1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary!

[Dialhot]

I fear single peoples won't understand all the mean of that joke as we do

[kwag]

I can assure you that none of those points apply to me, except maybe 4 and 5, after drinking a six pack

[Dialhot]

I do not drink any beer but I can confim that according to point #1 to #8, I did married a woman

[Hydeus]

Karl, your jokes are becoming more and more chauvinistic

[Fluffbutt]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydeus

Karl, your jokes are becoming more and more chauvinistic

and we love him for it!!

[kwag]

Hey, they're really not my jokes (only a couple)

I just have many friends that are constantly sending them in
So it's good for all of us to have them posted here

Thanks
-kwag