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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's Birthday and, as they had not been dating for very long, he decided after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note.
He went to Harrods with her sister to help him choose and bought a dainty pair of white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.
During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items, the sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.

Without checking the contents he sent the parcel to his girlfriend with the following note:

"Dear Lucy, I chose these because I noticed that you were not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings.
If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant that I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks and they hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me, and although they were a little tight, they looked really smart.
She told me that the material helps keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I could put them on for you as, no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have the chance to see you again.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
All my love, John .
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."

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