This month, two spammers contacted me. Now this is where it gets good...
#1 - Asks why his posts are removed. Really?! 
Quote:
couponspider (hostingcouponcreator@gmail.com) is e-mailing you about 'Need help with forum registration or have a member login problem?'
Message: i can't login to the forum. i had register on yesterday with this email.
Contact Details:
IP: 37.228.106.144
E-mail: hostingcouponcreator@gmail.com
Forum Username: Unregistered (ID=0)
Referring Page: index.php
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Gee, I wonder why. Only 6 spam messages were left.
Do these people really think they won't be erased or banned?
#2 - Contacts through Facebook with a cute picture ... that looks underage. 
Quote:
Hello! I found your website: http://www.digitalfaq.com/
on Google and have paid much attention to it. Your site is very excellent.
I’m a webmaster of an e-commerce site. I really hope we can exchange link friendly, learn from each other and realize a mutual improvement. If you do like, I will create your links on our site according to your requirement.
My website: http://www.*****.com/
. I’m sincerely looking forward your early reply.Thanks and best regards.
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- This is not an e-commerce site
- Given that I've been doing this for 20 years, you better be a whiz to teach me anything
- Link exchanges are so 1990s
And to top it off, this person uses what appears to be a photo of a 15-year-old. With her boobies in a bikini. Really?
spammer-15-boobies-thumb.jpg
Like I would believe that was the person? At least give me a woman in her late 20s or early 30s ... then we'll talk. (Not really.)
These two nincompoops gave me a chuckle.
Spammers seem to be getting dumber these days.
